Saturday, July 28, 2007

Teasing Disaster

After the case of this boy stabbing his tuition teacher's daugther after he was being teased, it inspired me of posting this blog. Teasing. A way to joke around when it's under control. However when a joke was told too many times, it became lame n annoying.


Well, in Malaysia we used to call teasing as PELI (pronounced as peh-lee) . I do understand that we liked to peli other people especially our friends. Somehow it will strengthen the bonds. However, when we go overboard, it will cause misunderstanding and kaboom!! You lose a friend or two. So keep it undercontrol.

Right actually this peli thing usually do no harm. It all depends on how you people react to it. Well I was a member of the Students' Affairs Unit so I get to use the Discipline Room. For your infomation, Discipline Room is a place where the discipline teachers settle the students's case. So I had the "opportunity" to listen to the cases happening in school. Sad to say, most of the cases were nothing but, peli-memeli (it means teasing each other). Let me tell you a few of the cases I have "overheard"


Case 1 - Peli other people's father's name, it usually happened to Indian cause their father's name was part of their name. Their names goes like bla bla bla s/o (son of) ble ble ble. So easily we can know his father's name.

Student A came running into the DR (discipline room not doctor).


student A : teacher teacher, my friend peli my father's name!
teacher : who is he? Go and bring him here.
*after sometime
student A : teacher he (*pointing to student B) peli my father's name.
teacher : why do you peli his father's name?
student B : no teacher! i was just talking to my friend. I did not do anything.... bla bla bla.
student A : NO! you peli my father's name!!!
teacher : bla bla bla.... tut tut tut tut... chew chew chew... pzzz.....
*after her story and everything, the students were satisfied and left.


Case 2 - Sotong case. This type is the worst. Sotong which means squid in malay is soft. So it was used to peli those boys who are "soft". But they just can't take it and being so sensitive, they complained most of the time.


Student A come in and complained


Student A : teacher, my friend peli me sotong.
teacher : *a bit sad* call him here.
*after some time
teahcer : so you call him sotong la?
Student B : No teacher! I was talking to my friends about seafood. (interesting reason right?)
Student A : teacher he was lying, just now in canteen he was pointing at me and kept saying sotong, and he always purposely walk to me and do like this.
"this" - hold up your hand like a kangaroo and try to be soft.
Student B : where got?
Student A : he samor called me bithc.
Student B : I don't have teacher!
Student A : Don't lie! I got witness (wow got witness lo!!!)
teacher : *letargic look* go and call ur witness.
*after some time
teacher : he say you are his witness?
Student C : yes teacher, I heard him call him sotong and bithc.
Student B : I was just talking to my friend about seafood!!!
teacher : who is your friend? go n call him here!
*wait for a whlie la...
teacher : just now is he talking to you about seafood?
Student D : *with his sohai face* yes.
Student A : no teacher! he also got peli me!!
teacher : STOP! NOW I WANT BOTH OF YOU START PELI EACH OTHER!! START NOW!
* silence....
teacher : don't want is it?? Then my turn to say!!
the same thing goes round again and the case was solved.

Well come to think of it. So childish la!!! I remembered when I first entered form 1, the first guy I met was pookyma. Damn man, first day he gave me a nickname already. However I still don't get why he called me so. Mind explaining?? At first I was so fussed up but it turn out to me that nothing wrong what?? He also stopped that after I was switched to other class. When I entered Form 3 my friends called me Sepilok. This one I know the reason. I was like a monkey in class, so they called me so because Sepilok is a place in Malaysia protection Orang Utan. Well, I did got angry at first but as time goes by, I left my initial as Sepilok already. Ask my friends even some of them called me Sepilok all the time as if it had become my name already. Hahahah. I was stuck with me for 5 years already. No sweat man. So actually it depends on how you look at the thing. It's not easy to be a bitch you know?? you have to be -
B - eautiful
I - ntelligent
T - oughtful
C - heerful
H - oly
can you?? if you could then you are BITCH.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Advice 4 Noobs... Never Make A Girl Angry

Actually this is one of my priciple of life but it seems... I had failed to do so today. Hahaha... Here it goes...

Everything went well today. I saw everyone happy today. Even I started joking with Wai Min already. Friends will be friends. No until I made a really stupid mistake. Before I tell you what I did, let me brief you on the whole situation first.

Last Saturday night (21-07-2007 i suppose) the playful Sepilok had it's itchyness again. He went on betting with a girl say... G... that he will definitely get her house phone from another girl say... Y... So this bloody fool was cheated. Since G and Y were best friends. G made Y promise not to give away her housephone. Not even the closest boy to her. So this bloody fool here was desperate to get G's house phone cause he doesn't wanna lose his RM2 to G.

Back to today. So he decided to make his desperate move. He took Y's phone and got the number from her by checking through her contact list. In his mind, he was thinking, in this way, it will be indirectly that Y has given him the number and Y never gave the number personally. So both parties won't get anything bad in return lo. But what was in his big head was a rather small brain. When he told Y he got G's house phone number from the phone. BOOM!!! He made her angry. Suffered a lot. Took him 3 hours of suffering and 4 long messages to make her reply him. Lucky for this bloody fool that with countable times of "SORRY"s he manage to pull something back and talked things out. *Phew* So after going through all the hardship... He decided to share the lesson he learnt today.

LESSONS LEARNT
1. Never place a bet that has gotta to do with a best friend of the other party. You're going to lose like hell even if you're the husband of that "best friend".
2. Never ever lie to a girl, esp your mum ur loved ones and as long as they are girls. YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!!!
3. ALWAYS HAVE THE WORD "SORRY" HUNG BY THE SIDE OF YOUR MOUTH... IT SAVED ME TODAY.

well hope you all benefit from this... hahahaha...

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

The Past And Future Of Discipline...

It's been a long time since I last posted a blog. Sorry, I was so hooked up with the lasted installment of Harry Potter, not Order but Deathly Hallow shit man it took me 2 days to finish it. Hahaha... Well actually, something stirred me up today, when I was reading the newspaper. Guys you can go check out The Star dated 25-07-2007 Wednesday (sorry for Malaysians only), look for the comments section. The is a post there, I forgot its title but it's something like Limit In Disciplinary Action.

Yeah most of us will know what had happened a few days back if you have been reading the newspaper. It came out on the front page. A teacher recieved complain for making her students squad around a pond. Well, some of you might feel that this is inappropriate. But let me tell you the truth now. Our society has gone wrong, REALLY WRONG. Do you realise what is happening in school?? Why only discipline teachers carry canes walking round the school?? Why out teacher no longer beat us with their wooden rulers??

Let us make ourselves a few decades younger. (for the teenagers reader half a decade will do.) I wasn't a good student when I was in the primary school. I fought, I quarreled, I was sent to the headmaster as soon as my first year in my primary school life. However I really thank those teacher who took the trouble to look at me and say that," hey boy come here, you did this wrong and I am going to beat you." They really make me grew up a lot. Well I had shared my experience of having been beaten by teachers with my cousins. One of them had it hard. The teacher took a wooden ruler and started wacking his palm non stop until he lost count how many times the teacher actually had hit him. Well all of us had fun growing up like that. We used to have our own way of *literaly* decrease the painfullness of being beaten. I remembered last time I had to copy essays from magazines (little kids read wan la) and hand it in on Wednesdays. Well, I did not do so (as expected). So I am the usual customer of the long thin cane. A few regular customers like me used to put glue on our palm before lining up and get caned. It really does helped!!! You don't fell that painfull with a layer of glue onto of your palm. At first I thought it was a miracle, but later I found a physics law that explains why we don't feel that painful. hahahaha... Right back to the topic. So we use to "enjoy" our time having a group of us being beaten together after we did something wrong. My dad and his gang got caned in the public on his first day of Secondary school and we just laughed it off now. But one thing in common of all those things - we never told our parents that!!!

Just imagine, you got caned in school and if u expect them to go and cane the teacher if you tell them. Forget it! You'll get double at home I tell you. That's the olden teaching I had and all my seniors had as well as ALL OUR ELDERS HAD. Hello, the teacher don't cane you for nothing. They don't just simply punish you for nothing. You deserve what you deserved. That's my principal. I won't make a sound for being punished if I had done wrong and I deserved it. Well, dont expect me to sit quiet after being punished for nothing. I will make sure you get worst then I had. Hahahaha. I am sure many people will agree with me especially the elder readers.

Alright all come back to the present now. What's over is over. Now the parents are different. The stood up almost on everything for their kid. Whether they are right or wrong. recently there has been a case of molest in a Famous English school in Penang. Not peadophile but students grabbed their teacher's butt. Just imagine that. So what do we expect from the school?? Sack the students?? Public caning?? Detention?? Alright alright... the simplest... demerit?? Not at all the student got away with a closed canning, 3 strokes each if I had not mistaken and got suspended 5 days. Well to the school it's fair. To the female teachers?? Definitely not, especially the victim. I mean why no public canning? Are you saying they can get away with just a word of sorry?? So there is a precedence so I can also go and grab someone's ass and I will say sorry and 5 days later I will grab someone else's butt. Is that so?? Come on la... It's ridiculus right??

Regarding the case where the teacher got complained for punishing her student to squad around a pool. Hey hey, I don't think the teacher is wrong. And who ever posted that comment on The Star. YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!! or perhaps you are one of the students' parent?? Then I would say, " YOU ARE THE WORLD's GREATEST RETARD!!!!" She is teaching your child to be a better person and don't block the damn toilet up with sanitary pads!!! Just imagine, when you had an emergency and wanted to shit badly, and you couldn't find a toilet because all the toilets had been clogged up with sanitary pads and you just couldn't bare the smell when other people couldn't flush their shit away. Put yourselves in other people's show. Think for other people, if you don't like it, don't do it to other people. The teacher seriously had nothing wrong, you're just making it look big because you feel that your retarded child shouldn't be under the hot sun even she did something wrong. Wait till she throw her sanitary pad into your toilet bowl and your whole house stinks because you can't flush your shit. Yeah especially when you had a central air-con. It will be faster. Hahahah.

So we had to blame the parents for bringing up problematic children or blame the teacher for not teaching the students well?? Why are there so many gangsters out there?? Why are there road bullies?? Why people had to die for jumping queue?? Why there are people even die for looking at other people?? This all comes down to parents not allowing the teachers to punish their kids. So when they do wrong, there's no one there to tell them. No one to correct them. So who suffered?? WE suffered. Who will get this?? WE get this. To the parents of those who think that their kids are angle and refuse to accept the fact that their kids had just clogged up the toilet with whatever. Think twice. You might be the next victim of the inconsidarate, untrained, not properly thought kids.

DON'T DIE FOR PROTECTING YOU KIDS WHEN THEY ARE WRONG!!! ACCEPT THE FACT THAT THEY ARE WRONG. TELL THEM, CORRECT THEM, TEACH THEM, PUNISH THEM FOR THEIR ACT AND YOU WILL MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN.

-to those who happen to know which school i am refering to... pls do keep your voices down and had the courtasy of protecting the school's name.
- this is solely for the fun of reading and not to provoke any riot in the society.
- but i do hope people will realise what they had done wrong in this present world and start to correct it before it's too late.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Words Of Wisdom... and really powderfull...

Hey Robert,
I've come to light of events that recently occurred. I've heard some stories (some credible sources and not so credible..haha) and I've read all your blogs.Can I be honest here? I'm worried that the direction you are heading is gonna be bad for ya man. Many people have express their concern. I'm sure you know that. It's just that some of ur friends juz dun have the balls to tell it to ur face man.

Firstly, you must know that I write to you not because I am something against you, but because I sincerely care and believe you have potential.
Well, I think you do not have a very good choice of words. Some of my closest friends (i think you know them) have mention it to me, and well, after reading your blog I have come to believe what some of them have said. I know that your intentions are good, and that you aim to motivate your team to winning. That's good man. I see that you always strive to be on top, striving for excellency. But the words you have used have cause others to think that you are proud. I remember very clearly during sports season, sometimes you talk as if Barnitus was really that great, but we all do know well that at some occasions (esp tug of war) it was sheer luck.

Remember inter class volleyball? I was there. Came from G hotel (unfruitful meeting)... I saw that you were at times demeaning the other team (arts 2). And I'm sure you know that they are not happy with ya. Brendan apologize on the class's behalf.

Well, I read ur blog, the entry "A bit DOWN... but definitely NOT OUT.... "I can see that the situation where you kick wai min's manhood was not fully intentional. But by saying that you didn't really care, well that's not right man. I'm so sure Tung Hin wouldn't mind if she lost the save game. I know you apologize for the ball kicking. But being so defensive throughout the other parts of that entry doesn't make the sorry count man. I know how you feel. I've screwed up worst before. Because I was and at times still am very bad with my choice of words. And being defensive isn't going to help. Trying to justify your own actions using "responsibility for another's property" is only going to cause other to be infuriated.

Then, the situation on melvin and badminton. Robert, its just a game. And sometimes playing honorably is so much better that winning. If as a leader you would encourage him instead of tell others that he has no chance, then the game would have been fun and enjoyable for everyone. I don't think the blame of his injury should be placed on you at all. But, as a friend and leader, you should have shown a little more concern for the welfare of others. Also I know that you think you could have won. I am not qualified at all to judge that. But telling the whole world that is showing a sign of arrogance. It is the humble who are respected. This is most worrying "haizz... after so much... there will still be people who thinks that robert is a sucker... but well... what can i say?? LET TIME SHOWS THEM WHAT I AM..."Hey, I don't think ppl think you are sucker cause you are one. It's actually your tongue, your words, the way you express yourself. I hope you will not hold on to your pride.

Well, I hope I have not offended you in any way. I would suggest the following to redeem urself man, if by any chance you agree with me.
1. Stop defending your mistakes. Admit them. Ppl will actually respect you for that. Trust me
2. Be a little more humble. I know sometimes you wanna motivate others. But not the extended of putting down the other team.
3. Apologize without defense to wai min, melvin and the public. This will change things for u totally man!

Well, don't screw up ur life and potential man. I always thought u'll make a good leader, thats why I never let u off the prom committee!

Sincerely
Judson

This whole thing came from a fren of mine regarding what had happen in the school lately. thanks to him that now i know what my next move is...

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Inspiring Words...

This post is solely dedicated to a friend of mine... Thanks for his inspiring words... Now I know what I am heading for...

If you had been following my blog (after all this is just the forth... haha) you would know what had happen during the past few weeks... Quarrels... Misunderstandings... Fights... and so on... Well thanks to J, I now actually know that a lot of people are quite concern about what had happened and is just that none of them had the courage to tell me... J took the initiative to tell me... and honestly it worked out...

After reading his mail... I went into deep thougt... Am I doing the right thing now?? Should I be apologizing to my friends?? Or what had actually gone wrong with me?? Where had all my practise gone (oops this is from someone's blog) anything la...

So I think it's time to patch up what has to be patched up and get over with whatever that is bothering me... First of all, apologizing to those I had hurt not only during the interclass and interboards game... Yeah my words had hurt quite a number of you... Knowing or not knowingly... I admit that i did belittled some of you on purpose... but to the others i had totally no intention on hurting all of you... and I'm sorry for that... So no matter you will accept my apology or not, I am sorry for my own action and speech...

Next comes Melvin. Yeah i dare to mention his name here... don't have to keep it like a secret... I hurt him most during the interboards game... Really really bad... read the post "A Bit Down... But Definitely Not Out". As I promised, I will personally apologize to him, and I will be doing it NOW... at 2200hrs 19/07/2007, I apologize to Melvin... Dey!!! of coz not here la... i had sent him a msg... hahahaha... So patch work 1 done... Mission (dunno yet)...

Now patch work 2... let me introduce a few people into the play... Cast 1, the person whom i stepped on his jewels... P... Cast 2, his close friend B... Alright I know there has been a big big misunderstanding between the three of us... I would say that not because I said so... its from a friend of us... pkm... he said that to me... n yeah triggers my mind a bit n thank to J it really appears to me that I had misunderstood them and to me the don't quite understand why i stepped on P's jewels. This patch work has to be done face to face... It can't be done here... So no futher stories on that... hahaha... Have fun waiting for the results...

Patch work 3... erm... This is for me... Have to actually repair myself a bit... throw out the bad and introduce something good as well as go back and get back myself...

Project Patch TT...
Objective - Kill the bugs in bert bert, find the old Bert back...
Mission 1 - Low Profile
this mission has been failing now a day... Revive the mission... Low Profile Bert will be back...
Mission 2 - Brain Comes before Mouth
another failel project... So I must make sure i complete this mission b4 someone i love leaves me for this... Work work...
Mission 3 - erm... Let us just accomplish the two mission first before moving on to something harder... hahahaha

sign off
Sepilok

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Pyramids 101 - Pyramid... the only WONDER of the World

Yeah... Pyramids... Full of mysteries and mummies... Alright, brief intro on the history of PYRAMIDS...
Pyramids was a symbol of the ancient egypt and it still is a symbol of egypt. it was used as a tomb for the pharoahs of the ancient egypts. No one actually know when was the first pyramids was built as there is still more pyramids to be dug out on the Great Plane of Giza. So far the earliest pyramid was dated back to the year 2650 b.c. It was Pharoah Zoser's tomb... and who knows there might be an older pyramid??

Alright... We can now start with the wonderful things bout Pyramids

Starting with OUTSIDE... the structure of a pyramid
Right... Some people will say what is so special about a triaglish thing with a square base?? Yeah... nothing special if it wasn't built with blocks of stones weighing at 2tonnes each. As we all know (maybe some of u dnt) most pyramids found are located near the Nil River-the sacred river of the Ancient Eygpt. Just imagine, in the Great Plane of Giza which basically is made out of desert, huge chunck of stones are almost impossible to be found. So where did the stones come from?? And even they can find the stones there... HOW THE HELL DID THEY MANAGED TO MOVE IT?? Let me see... most of you would be thinking of using crane... com'on... not a simple pulley was found at that time!!! 2650 b.c. man!!!

scoreboard - PYRAMID 1-0 other "wonders" of the world

We are moving on... DESIGNS on the outside
Most people think that pyramids are as what they see on tv... Just a huge monument with the structure of 4 triangular sides with a square base... Yeah it's true but there is more about the designs... Do you know that all the Pyramids are built facing the four directions?? North South East West!!! Not a single of them was left out... Without a compass who can really (and dare) to point out the real North?? by looking at stars and rising of the sun perhaps?? Hey... guys... will that be accurate?? Nope! But as a matter of fact, all the Pyramids faced the same side at the same angle...

scoreboard - PYRAMID 2-0 other "wonders" of the world

Get along now... DESIGNS into the secret now
Again... we are going to talk about angle and mathematics here. For your infomation the inside of a Pyramid in not SOLID!!! There are chambers n secret chambers and it's full of traps. Arrows!!! Moving mummies!!! Hey... that's for kids. Wooden arrow would've been rotten after almost 5000 years. Ok... The most special-est thing inside the Pyramid was the angles... Mathematicians then calculated made it such that the air travelled from the outside to the inside made the Pyramid on the inside cool n it preserves the MUMMIES... Don't tell me you were thinking of preservative all the while!!! Please la!!! Preservative only work for a few YEARS perhaps. But the mummies found now not only come in skeleton form... they have mucles attached... some of them i mean... How did they managed to do that?? HARLO!!! if i knew it then i will be a multi millionaire and Pyramids wouldn't be so wonderful la...

Scoreboard - Pyramids 3-0 other "wonders" of the world

Conclusion... 3-0 is enough to conclude that pyramid should be the only wonder of the world... No wonder UNESCO won't recognise the new Seven Wonders Of the World... hahahahaha...

this blog is for the fun of reading only. Not for the sake of protest or what so ever. have fun
yeah... experts outside... correct me if i'm wrong... tnx

Friday, July 6, 2007

A bit DOWN... but definitely NOT OUT....

Its been a long time since i last blogged. Busy Busy Busy... For the past 3 weeks, I had totally forgotten bout my studies n my chemistry. Interclass games, interboard games, friends whom i pissed off n friends who pissed me off... yeah... its hectic!!!

Weeks ago, me n this friend who pissed me off (lets call him A) went out 4 lunch... well it all started quite well... I'm in a good mood actually, since another friend of mine lend me her new phone to play with... well... Its human instinct that everyone wants to try out new things right?? Everyone likes new things... so yeah, A likes it too... He took the phone from me n started playing with it... At 1st nothing went wrong... Not until he opened the GAMES... As there is only one game there (eh tunghing ar!!! if u're reading this... ADD SAMORE GAMES LA!!!!) he wanted to play it... Playing the game is not a problem... But playing with someone else's game is a problem... The owner of the phone left her game half way... whether she wants to continue it or not... that's not the issue, we don't noe it... but at least we respect her that she had a game on hold n might want to continue playing it, so why we want to go n act smart n play with it?? Back to the scene...
me : eh, dont play the game la... she playing half way wan...
A : if i want to play wat u going to do??
me : i will step on your "ciao ciao" lo
A : *look at him...
me : *legs on top of his ciao ciao
A : now i playing d... so??
me : * lap lok khi la....
(the whole convo was in hokkien but i translated it into english)
So from there the spark went out... n yeah... ou can hear the cracking sound of our friendship...
I have to admit that stepping on his ciao ciao was my mistake... n i'm sorry for dat... since that's the most important part of a man... but... I don't even feel sorry for doing anything to him... If the time goes back... I swear I will not step on his ciao ciao but definitely I will step on something else... yeah... I don't give a damn... I have the responsibility to take care of that phone...
for those who think that i am cheeko that i can sacrifies my friends for a girl... YOU"RE DAMN WRONG... this is not about the girl but about my responsibility... I dont give a damn wether the owner of the phone is a girl or not... i will still do this to him even that phone owner is a boy...

yeah... so since then the group of friends have broke up into 2 sides...
side 1 : robert is a sucker n a cheeko dat will do anything to please a girl...
side 2 : i don't see anything wrong... i'd say both of them are wrong...
(yeah no one was one my side... who cares...)

Yupz... after he pissed me off... i went on to pissed someone off... hahaha... (IT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL) all right... Interboard games... The situation was very tense... We are playing badminton that time... Wardens was tied at 2-2 with Prefects... so its the deciding match... And this guy named melvin (yeah i pissed him off) I knew that he hasn't got a chance against his opponent and we can actually change player before the game starts... so I wanted to take his place... But he insisted on playing with it... yeah it's my fault... I chose the wrong approach... Instead of talking to him in a nice way... I chose to shout... n most importantly... i said something i shouldn't be saying... "THE MOMENT HE SERVES IS THE MOMENT WE LOSE"... it's an insult to any player of any game... n i regreted upon saying that... He later dislocated his knee when playing the match... I was shocked... He pushed himself so much to prove to me that he can win the match but he ended up injuring himself... So the organiser gave my team a chance to substitude... so i substituted him n played the match... i had totally lost my concentration as my mind was wondering around thinking bout melvin... is it my fault that he injured himself?? I missed simple shots n i lost the game that I am pretty sure that I can win... I felt bad for saying that sentence... but what can I do now?? What is said cannot be taken back... All that I can do now is apologise to him on the harsh words that I threw at his face... I don't blame him for being angry at me... But there's one thing i realise after I've thought over the whole incident for 3 days... I still don't understand why there are people who say that i curse my own team?? The whole thing was absolutely between me n him only... Both of us wanted our team to win but in our mind... we both share the same thinking,"I CAN WIN,YOU CAN'T"... that's all...

haizz... after so much... there will still be people who thinks that robert is a sucker... but well... what can i say?? LET TIME SHOWS THEM WHAT I AM...