Teasing Disaster

After the case of this boy stabbing his tuition teacher's daugther after he was being teased, it inspired me of posting this blog. Teasing. A way to joke around when it's under control. However when a joke was told too many times, it became lame n annoying.


Well, in Malaysia we used to call teasing as PELI (pronounced as peh-lee) . I do understand that we liked to peli other people especially our friends. Somehow it will strengthen the bonds. However, when we go overboard, it will cause misunderstanding and kaboom!! You lose a friend or two. So keep it undercontrol.

Right actually this peli thing usually do no harm. It all depends on how you people react to it. Well I was a member of the Students' Affairs Unit so I get to use the Discipline Room. For your infomation, Discipline Room is a place where the discipline teachers settle the students's case. So I had the "opportunity" to listen to the cases happening in school. Sad to say, most of the cases were nothing but, peli-memeli (it means teasing each other). Let me tell you a few of the cases I have "overheard"


Case 1 - Peli other people's father's name, it usually happened to Indian cause their father's name was part of their name. Their names goes like bla bla bla s/o (son of) ble ble ble. So easily we can know his father's name.

Student A came running into the DR (discipline room not doctor).


student A : teacher teacher, my friend peli my father's name!
teacher : who is he? Go and bring him here.
*after sometime
student A : teacher he (*pointing to student B) peli my father's name.
teacher : why do you peli his father's name?
student B : no teacher! i was just talking to my friend. I did not do anything.... bla bla bla.
student A : NO! you peli my father's name!!!
teacher : bla bla bla.... tut tut tut tut... chew chew chew... pzzz.....
*after her story and everything, the students were satisfied and left.


Case 2 - Sotong case. This type is the worst. Sotong which means squid in malay is soft. So it was used to peli those boys who are "soft". But they just can't take it and being so sensitive, they complained most of the time.


Student A come in and complained


Student A : teacher, my friend peli me sotong.
teacher : *a bit sad* call him here.
*after some time
teahcer : so you call him sotong la?
Student B : No teacher! I was talking to my friends about seafood. (interesting reason right?)
Student A : teacher he was lying, just now in canteen he was pointing at me and kept saying sotong, and he always purposely walk to me and do like this.
"this" - hold up your hand like a kangaroo and try to be soft.
Student B : where got?
Student A : he samor called me bithc.
Student B : I don't have teacher!
Student A : Don't lie! I got witness (wow got witness lo!!!)
teacher : *letargic look* go and call ur witness.
*after some time
teacher : he say you are his witness?
Student C : yes teacher, I heard him call him sotong and bithc.
Student B : I was just talking to my friend about seafood!!!
teacher : who is your friend? go n call him here!
*wait for a whlie la...
teacher : just now is he talking to you about seafood?
Student D : *with his sohai face* yes.
Student A : no teacher! he also got peli me!!
teacher : STOP! NOW I WANT BOTH OF YOU START PELI EACH OTHER!! START NOW!
* silence....
teacher : don't want is it?? Then my turn to say!!
the same thing goes round again and the case was solved.

Well come to think of it. So childish la!!! I remembered when I first entered form 1, the first guy I met was pookyma. Damn man, first day he gave me a nickname already. However I still don't get why he called me so. Mind explaining?? At first I was so fussed up but it turn out to me that nothing wrong what?? He also stopped that after I was switched to other class. When I entered Form 3 my friends called me Sepilok. This one I know the reason. I was like a monkey in class, so they called me so because Sepilok is a place in Malaysia protection Orang Utan. Well, I did got angry at first but as time goes by, I left my initial as Sepilok already. Ask my friends even some of them called me Sepilok all the time as if it had become my name already. Hahahah. I was stuck with me for 5 years already. No sweat man. So actually it depends on how you look at the thing. It's not easy to be a bitch you know?? you have to be -
B - eautiful
I - ntelligent
T - oughtful
C - heerful
H - oly
can you?? if you could then you are BITCH.