Monday, February 11, 2008

New Year (chinese new year) New Style

Yeah!! Ang Pau many many. Money also many many. That's what I will conclude for my way of celebrating Chinese New Year. Still got many more ang pau to come since we chinese celebrates 15 days of Chinese New Year. Anyway, this is not the main thing I'm posting this. Basically, I've something to announce. I have set my Chinese New Year Resolution! That'll be... FREQUENT UPDATE FOR MY BLOG! That is to benefit my "loyal" readers if I have one or maybe two.

This new year resolution comes with some side dishes. That will be a new way of updating. there will be no more random postage like what I did for the past year(s) *that's for those who followed me since I started in Friendster blog. So, new style of blogging, that means I'll be making my blog a more systematic blog site so that you people can have a user friendly blogs to be in. Besides that, This blog is not only for nonsense. You can also get some hot news of what is happening in Malaysia (basically most of them is my critics and some REALLY hot news). Other than that, there will still be nonsense since I'm made up of nonsense. But one thing you can be assured of is that there will not be sensitive issues as stated in the Federal Constitution of Malaysia. I'm ain't going into jail for making some stupid but true comments. Seriously, some sensitive issue has to be brought up to make Malaysia advance (at least we have to beat Singapore, no offense, it's just a target.

In order to do so, I had made up my mind that I am going to make a regular posting day. That's for me to keep my promises to my readers. Updates will be on Wednesdays, Saturdays and Sundays. I have to blame blogger for this, not many people know what RSS is for. So we readers (bloggers are readers too) doesn't know when does our favourite blogs has been updated. So now I set a date for all of you, my blog will be update regularly on WEDNESDAYs, SATURDAYs, SUNDAYs. *and that will be according to Malaysian time. However, random postage will still be here but most of them are craps. If you missed it, just brows through my history and you'll find it. Oh yeah. I forgot to mention something! Wednesdays are for NEWS. So if you want some news of the week (for Thursday to the next Wednesday) You can drop in for a look. Entertainment news will be on other days*

Last but not least! Thank for those who are still supporting my blog. Your support gives me the passion to blog and to continue posting. Who ever you are, wherever you might be, thank you.

Friday, February 1, 2008

I'm A TEACHER Now!!

Say... I still remember those days, when I was still a sohai student, standing along the corridor with my badge on wishing "Good Morning Teacher!" Well, that's history! Now, it's my juniors' turn to come and wish me "Good Morning Sir!" ^.^ Wow, that feeling is just... N.I.C.E.!!!

So, basically this whole teacher thing is just a damn unbelievable story. It all started with my dream to be a temporary teacher in my former school. However my mom objected. She said that if I want to teach, go somewhere else. Her point is, don't come back and kacau her! (She's a teacher in my former school, in fact she's my Math teacher!) So, being an *obedient* child, I applied to become a temporary teacher (GSTT is the term used here) and I chose to become a teacher in the famous St. Xavier Institution. I applied through the school. *ahem* Did I mention that I was an ex-Xavierian? So she has got no choice but to pray that I don't get into SXI. However, out of eight applicants, I'm one of the five being short listed! That's what I call LUCK and DESTINY!!

This morning, I went to collect my offer letter from the what what PPD Pulau Pinang. I still doesn't know what PPD stands for? HAHAHA... WHO CARES!! Anyway there was a briefing this morning too and only then I got to know that my pay was like quite high for a SPM holder. RM820.38 nett! (but i tod it was 820.23?) Whatever!! THE MORE THE MARRIER! And it'll be more after I get my STPM result! I mean where to find this kind of offer? I wake up early in the morning and my work is just 2/3 day work and I can go home in the afternoon and have fun till the night! Still I got paid higher than some other people I know with higher qualification? HEHEHE... Say, being a teacher is a noble job. The law of Karma says that do good I will be blessed with good things! Newton's third law of motion tells us about Action and Reaction! So I'm blessed!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

So, nothing much to say for now. My real teaching life hasn't started yet! I'll officially start teaching from next Monday. Looking forward to it. Just imagine those little kids wishing good morning to you. One word -- SYOK!

ps. I love math!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Oil Price VS Oil Reserve

Wow! I can hardly remember when's the last time I posted something on this blog. (not till i checked my dashboard) Actually I'm kinda* FREE now after my STPM. Anyway what I'm going to talk about today is OIL PRICE! Yeah, I just received some nonsense from Friendster Buletin. Since I'm so free, I when and checked on it. It says "Let's Fight The High Cost Of Petrol" The whole buletin sounds IDIOTIC to me.

First of all, we don't just stand firm on the consumers' point of view. I know that the price of crude oil has been shooting up like mad. It's reaching 100USD per barrel now, and it's still going up and it will never follow the law "what goes up, must come down". Ya, ya! People are suffering and those bastard sitting in the office of companies such as "Kerang", "MOBILe", "PETROlNAS" and "EXXO" are getting richer and richer. There's no doubt about that. However, what if you look further? Like the ESSO's advertisment says, "we are driver's too" and I'll add a new one, " they are travelers too". So if the price of oil - petrol is going up, THEY SUFFERS TOO!!!! Back to square one. (btw, if u don't know what is square one, i'd suggest u take a CASsIO ms570 and hit the buttons in sequence of 1 ^ 2... and look at the answer)

* The following is for the person who started the damn idiotic buletin
Back to the story. In the buletin it says we are to stand together and make 24JAn2008 No Petrol Day. HARLO!!! ARE YOU NUTS? How could that be possible? If you think that's going to help reducing the price of oil/petrol. THINK TWICE! I'm leaving in Malaysia, a relatively luckier country because my Government gave us subsidies on petrol we are paying at RM1.92 per liter and that will be like 0.55USD per liter. So it's just too bad your country doesn't control the price of oil. Anyway. Let me be frank. YOU ARE JUST AN IDIOT WHO THINK WITH YOUR ASS!! The most basic thing I've learn in business is Demand up + stock down = PRICE UP UP. Now the demand of oil is getting higher and higher. It can't be help if the price went up. What can I say? FOSSIL FUEL IS LIMITED!! After the damn Iraqi and Iranian war, the burnt 80% of the oil well in the country!! So if you're going to blame anyone, I suggest you blame on them.

So my conclusion is, Hey IDIOT, look over here. To control the price of oil depends on how much oil you can produce! Demand up+ Stock up= no change in Price. The demand is there, the volume of consume of oil won't change because of a few million people out there protesting! You can be naked out there holding cards and let the guys and girls have fun looking at you or some even masturbated looking at you. YOU STILL WON'T CHANGE THE SITUATION!! Big companies and factories are consuming most of the oil. SO why not you go and suggest to them to shut down their factories for a day. ie 24 Jan 2008. They'd say. YOU'RE an asshole. Can you compensate their lost? For your information, their lost can buy you tonnes of crude oil. Be smart, don't spam friendster. Thanks for that.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Caning Girls?

Finally!! STPM is over!! Long time never step (i mean login) to blogger d. Very not updated. Never mind. In this post I'm going to shock most of the people in the whole world. It's about our girls' discipline in school.

So, there are some great teacher I would say had suggested that caning should be introduced to the female students in school. Reason? Girls are just getting wilder and wilder than u can even imagine of. My mum (a teacher) once told me that girls now a day are just too wild to be taught. She said there is this girl, she was so lazy in school that the teacher just couldn't tolerate her. So the teacher went and scolded her hoping that she will change. However, all the teacher's hardwork was repaid with "why do girls need to study? all we have to know is spread our legs wide!" How are we suppose to teach this kind of students? It is true that sometimes caning is just the last resort. They say "no pain no gain". That's indeed very true. We learn when we fall. In this case, we learn when we got caned.

Right, some of you might me thinking this is barbaric way of solving problems. UNICEF!!! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN! I'm telling you that this is absolutely not barbaric. We don't cane them for nothing. Teachers are not baby sitters, they don't have to look after your children. They can just let them rot and soon become the unwanted rubbish of the society. Your children will be as good as junk! All they know is creating problems and let you, yeah I mean YOU, clear up the mess they made.Frankly spreaking, how long do you think you can live? 70? 80? Or let me be nice to you, 90. You have to leave them one day. Once you left them, who is there to clean up their mess? Police!! Yeah no joke, police will help you. Junks such as plastic bags and aluminum cans can be recycled, food are thrown away, you kids? Into the jail he goes. Alternative? He will clean up the junks I mentioned beside the road.

However, there are people out there who thinks that girls are more delicate and shouldn't be caned. They are considered as a weaker class of people. So let me ask you something. Girls are setting up clubs and society to fight for wemon's right. They want to share the equal treatment as the boys. The want to be equal to the guys. If so, then they have to "enjoy" the cane as the boys do. Equal treatment. If only the boys are being caned then that's not equal in anyway. So let you choose. To be equal with the boys or not being caned?

Can't write long d. Long time didn't write i lost the sense of writing d. Haizz... Chaoz